Men Know...

Some thoughts on men and what they know...

• Men know that if a woman tells you she's late, ask her for what before you piss in your pants.
• Men know that Mother Nature's best aphrodisiac is still a naked woman.
• Men know that PMS is Mother Nature's way of telling you to get out of the house.
• Men know that if she looks like your mother, run.
• Men know that you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends.
• Men know that there are at least three sides to every story: yours, hers, and the truth.
• Men know never to run away from a fight that you know you can win.
• Men know that cats are evil and cannot be trusted.
• Men know how to change the toilet paper, but to do so would ruin the game.
• Men know exactly how much gas is left in the tank and how far that gas will get them.
• Men know that from time to time, it is absolutely necessary to adjust oneself.
• Men know that a woman will wear a low-cut dress and expect them to stare at he cleavage. Men also know that the woman will get ticked off when they do, for reasons not totally clear to them.
• Men know that the reason people don't like cats is because they don't know how to cook them.
• Men know that there is no such thing as a sure thing, unless her name is Bambi...
• Men know that it's never a good idea to tell your father-in-law how good his daughter is in bed.
• Men know that men are from here, and women are from way the hell over there.
• Men know that in the entire history of the human race, no man has ever heard a woman fart.